Here I am at the edge

 Police chase I'm a Celebrity The strange world of my dream s produces funny stories. Last night, I was being taken to court under police escort, the crime - I don't know - during my journey I kept escaping from custody; as I kept escaping I became a minor local celebrity . I did give myself up in the end, as I was so tired. At one point, the police said I must be a local as I was using little-known lanes to escape; I told everyone I had never been to the city.

 Who'd be a photographer? Yes, who would be a photographer ? The names of the celebrities roll off your tongue like ice changing into the water on a stove, Ant & Dec , Lorraine , Oprah , Jay Leno , Letterman , and The Kardashians . The list grows almost daily, but can you name one of the camera crew who films the shows? I doubt it. It is to these people who toil, often in hazardous conditions, remember when you watch a face shot the photographer is ahead of the celebrity you are watching. I dedicate my award-winning  series (shown here). The hero of my short story series left a glittering career to photograph real people.