Alan - the Celebrity
Police chase I'm a Celebrity The strange world of my dream s produces funny stories. Last night, I was being taken to court under police escort, the crime - I don't know - during my journey I kept escaping from custody; as I kept escaping I became a minor local celebrity . I did give myself up in the end, as I was so tired. At one point, the police said I must be a local as I was using little-known lanes to escape; I told everyone I had never been to the city.