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The hunt is on

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 Blooding the young ladies Among the elitist hunting fraternity is a tradition known as "Blooding." What happens is the hunters chase a poor fox until they collapse from heart failure; then the ritual begins. The poor animal has its stomach ripped, and the blood is then smeared on a young lady whose first hunt it is.  I have long been of the mind the hunters should be the hunted; as we cannot kill them - we are humane - we have few options. Here is my latest thought, as the hunt gathers, look around for a young lady. Once the hunt begins, seperate her from the crowd, then like the poor fox, drive her until she begins to falter.  This is the evil part; as we are not allowed to kill her, why not cut her clothes off, and drench her in cold water - a stream is a good way - so her nipples are erect, then walk her through the village semi-naked.  It won't do much for her financial status, ber social life will be damaged, and who knows; next time there is a hunt, she ...