Alan - the Celebrity

 Police chase

I'm a Celebrity
The strange world of my dreams produces funny stories. Last night, I was being taken to court under police escort, the crime - I don't know - during my journey I kept escaping from custody; as I kept escaping I became a minor local celebrity.
I did give myself up in the end, as I was so tired. At one point, the police said I must be a local as I was using little-known lanes to escape; I told everyone I had never been to the city.

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