What is the worst film you have seen?

 Twilight

I admit I saw some awful films when I used to go to the cinema, among them are the original Omega man with Chartlton Heston. Anyone could have told the lead character what to do with 10 minutes, it didn't take 1 1/2 hours to tell a 15 minute story. I saw some terrible sex movies back in the 70's including Rabid with Marilyn Chambers, but to beat all those is the first film in the Twilight series, what madie it so bad?

Sir Alfred Hitchcock said "You should not make a film longer than 1 1/2 hours as that is how long the bladder take to refill."

Twilight was so bad in the first hour the highlight was a boy crushing a glass in his hand. I was flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on my way back from Canada, in a window seat so I was forced to endure the torture, as the man next to me was watching the film. I was willing to walk on the wing at 14,000 feet above the ocean, in 1 43 degrees to escape the tedium.

The eBook on this post is my vampire short story, do NOT expect sexy young things, my vampires are akin to the classic film of the cinema in Germany, Nosferatu.