The Nutty Professor

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I do not enjoy walnuts, dates, or figs, but I do enjoy walnut and date cake.
Strange. but true, the incident I am about to tell did happen, and to this day my wife and I have no reason for it; we have a couple of possible reasons but nothing definite.
We had bought some chopped walnuts dipped in honey and a yogurt mix; this was something we had done several times before with no unbeknown effects, but this was not the case this evening.

On the night in question, I added the nutty mix, as usual, and then the unexpected happened; for some reason, there was a chemical reaction and the yogurt exploded, covering both of us and the wall behind us in the nutty goo. All we could do was sit and laugh.

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