I could be classed an Amazon bestseller
About three years ago I wrote articles for a Dutch online magazine - until the owner of the site had editorial differences with some of the writers - one such incident involved an Australian publisher.
The man in question claimed to publish only best-sellers, so, I checked a few of the books he published. His definition is anything under 6 million on the Amazon ratings is a bestseller - by that definition, I'm an Amazon bestseller - yeah, keep telling yourself that, Al, you might believe. I'll believe it, only when I've drunk enough to kill any semblance of my remaining sanity (which won't be long).